*Warning: Do NOT try this on your own at home. Only do it with experienced rattlesnake biologists.*
Here we present a tutorial on how to process a sidewinder, courtesy of Matt Goode and Mickey Parker.
1) Catch a sidewinder without getting bit. (That can be fodder for another tutorial sometime...)
2) Bring it back to the field station without getting bit. (Does this place bring back memories, Chris G.?)
3) Tube it without getting bit. This involves taking it out of the bag in which it was being kept previously since its capture. With snake tongs in one hand, and a tube in the other, guide the snake into the tube. Once it has crawled into the tube about 1/3 of its body length, drop the tongs and grab the end of the tube along with the snake body.
4) Anesthetize the sidewinder. Sorry, I don't have photos of this, but it involves putting anesthetic on a cotton ball and putting the tubed snake and cotton ball inside of a larger tube and closing off the end. After about 20 minutes, the snake should be asleep.
5) Remove the snake and commence with measuring and weighing. These guys took body and head measurements.
6) Mark the snake for future visual identification. This is done by painting the rattle, following a pattern. This snake is # 001. The paint lasts for several months.
7) Pit-tag the snake for permanent identification. This involves inserting a microchip ID tag with a 12-digit number that is read by a scanner.
8) Insert a radio transmitter if you are tracking the animal. In this case, they are not doing telemetry, so it wasn't radio-tagged.
9) Take cool photos and admire the awesomeness of this creature.
10) Intubate to give it more oxygen to speed up recovery from the anesthetic.
11) Rebag the snake and release it where it was captured without getting bit.
If you do happen to get bit, find another tutorial on how to treat snakebite.